No one knows shit about fuck. Part 4.

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Hey everybodyand welcome to Part 4 of the series that shouldn't even have 1 part. Apparently, the whole COVID-19 beings out the worst in "experts" across the globe. First up, this gem from CNN.  https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/21/politics/second-coronavirus-cdc-director-robert-redfield/index.html This genius, CDC director Robert Redfield says that the coronavirus outbreak this winter will be worse. He at least bases this claim on solid facts or you would think so. Lets check some quotes. "We're going to have the flu epidemic and the coronavirus epidemic at the same time," he added, predicting a dual assault on the health care system. Dual assault sounds pretty bad. Don't want to overload hospitals and shit. CNN is kind enough to explain. To have both the flu and the coronavirus circulating at the same time could overwhelm hospitals and doctors' offices that are already stretched thin in a bad flu season. I get it now. IF the rona returns (no one knows if it will) and IF we have a bad flu season (no one knows if we will) then it MIGHT overwhelm the hospitals. And this is what people call news. Just straight made up shit to scare people. No one knows if warm weather will stop the rona or if it will come back when it gets cold. No one knows how bad the flu season 8 months from now will be. But here we are predicting the hospitals will be overwhelmed this winter!!!! This is why no one trusts the media. Then on the other end of the spectrum we have our next gem. 
https://www.afa.net/the-stand/culture/2020/04/shutdowns-were-pointless-all-along/#.XpnwkkhQ_ZA.facebook

This genius, Professor Ben Israel, says that quarantine and social distancing were unnecessary. We never should of done any of it. It's all goverment overreaching. Sit down and shut up. I'm not even gonna waste time quoting this idiot. The difference in cases between people that are social distancing vs places that can't (nursing homes/meat plants) alone prove this wrong. Also, he is basing his results on what happened after the 8 week mark in the good old US of A. Pretty sure the majority of the country isn't past the 8 week mark yet, so fuck off dude. Lastly, even if he is right, now is not the time to be making these blanket statements based on limited data. With all due respect Professor, you are the problem. In conclusion, no one knows shit about fuck, don't watch the news, stay home as much as you can, wash your hands, and listen to anything that follows the words "The CDC recommends" because if I can't watch Coach Kirk's poker face as he politely gives the media non answers during post game pressers this fall the world is not ok. 

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