No one knows shit about fuck Pt. 3

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Well folks, it's Saturday in my world and I was going to take the weekend off. I was having a nice day. I went to work this morning and got off early. Great start. Had to go a couple places and get some stuff. I was near my grandma's apartment so I did a ding dong dash at her place since I can't visit her. Just kidding, I left lunch outside her door and called her to tell her it was there. Got home, spent some relaxing quality time with the missus. Great day, then I opened up the ol' interwebz for shits and giggles and found this gem:  https://www.foxnews.com/media/dr-nicole-saphier-mit-coronavirus-study-reopening-america

Dr. Nicole Saphier agrees with new MIT model: America needs to 'hunker down for a bit more,' open with caution

I hadn't heard of the MIT model yet so I clicked it. Bad move for my brain but good for anyone killing time reading my blogs because I found this gem "We have to be careful when we look at models, because ... models aren't necessarily predictive of the future," she said. 
This quote is from the esteemed Dr. Nicole Saphier, who is a Fox News "contributor". (Side note, I don't know what a contributor is but I assume it involves a paycheck so if anyone needs one I will be happy to "contribute"). Now due to the pandemic infectious contagious disease that affects the upper respiratory system, guess what Dr. Saphier's specialty is? Breast cancer. That is not a typo, out of the thousands upon thousands of experts available Fox News got a breast cancer doctor, not an epidemologist, not an infectious disease doctor, not a respiratory doctor but a breast cancer doctor. The breast cancer expert then goes on to explain that models don't predict the future while saying we need to stay locked down because of what a model predicts. NO ONE KNOWS SHIT ABOUT FUCK. I lose brain cells reading this shit. Just be smart people, don't watch the news, stay home as much as you can, listen to anything following the words "The CDC recommends" because the University of Iowa is going to have to hire multiple shrinks to take care of Coach Kirk when he is sitting in Kinnick by himself drinking beer crying on Saturdays in September because covidiots ruined football season. 

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